"Big" Gaz

"Big" Gaz, formerly known as "Snackhound" Gaz, until his victory over "Big" Dave (1) during a monthly pie eating contest over at The Shiredale 7 years ago (2), is a man known for two things. An insatiable love of snack foods, and his borderline inability to communicate. You see, Gaz is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is more comparable to some random bit of lumber left nearby to the shed. That said, to those closest to him some level of communication has been made with the giant of a man (3), though few still know what it is he does when he's not in The Shiredale eatin' n drinkin' wiv t'lads. It's probably just being in Zaccs, eatin sausage rolls to be honest.

(1) Since his loss "Big" Dave is now to be referred to as "3 Pints" Dave, though he'd appreciate if you didn't ask why

(2) A title Gaz still holds to this day

(3) If Gaz says "luv snaks" he is speaking either about his love of snack foods or he is agreeing with you. If he says "ate winta" he could be referring to his hatred of Whinta F.C or he may be disagreeing with your previous statement. If he says "fump'em" he is probably going to run somewhere over there to beat something up and you should probably let him